pumpkin smashing 

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.

"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"

pumpkin smashing by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013

Pumpkin Patch People 

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.

Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."

Pumpkin Patch People by F.A.K February 17, 2017

Pumpkin Butthole 

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.

"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"

Pumpkin Butthole by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014

Pumpkin Carving 

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.

"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

Pumpkin Carving by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008

pumpkin patch 

A cluster of overly-tanned or fake-tanned people who never leave the cluster

Check out that pumpkin patch all the way at the top of the bleachers

pumpkin patch by jess86 May 27, 2007

Pumpkin Seed 

A true gem of a lady. A very cute and beautiful and beautiful enchantress whose charm and elegance are never to be underestimated.

"Hello pumpkin seed! How gorgeous you look today!"

Pumpkin Seed by Pooklescratch March 22, 2010

Pumpkin Hour 

The hour past which your brain does not function any more, despite how much you want it to. You have essentially turned into a pumpkin.

Hans: Aren't you going to finish your essay? Shits due tomorrow.

Alex: Naw its pumpkin hour I've just been typing the word fuck for ten minutes

Pumpkin Hour by maaaannnn February 22, 2010