poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods
I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while
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Perverted Poverty

Used as both a noun and a verb, A term used to describe one way the wealthy behave regarding money. They view money as a simple disposable commodity because of the amount they’ve acquired.

Despite the fact they can modestly buy a quality product that will last, they’ll simply spend on the first cheapest item they see in a lazy attempt to “save money” rather than acknowledging or appreciating the wealth they have. They’ll spend on small extravagant things all the time such as expensive scented soaps, and because the size of the product is small, they can use their flawed logic to justify the purchase. When a purchase that needs to be done is a little more expensive, such as buying a new router, they’ll find the first cheap one on Amazon with an ok rating claiming that it’ll help save money, which it won’t in the long run.

These kinds of people often claim that they don’t have much and need to spend wisely, especially to appear more modest to others. They’ll continue living a pseudo-poverty lifestyle without putting in the effort to realize their priorities are in the wrong place. People who live this lifestyle often also act confused or disappointed in those with less income who spend more for quality items since they refuse to understand the alternative perspective.

Essentially, they’re an adult flavor of spoiled rich silver-spoon brat.
Billy was ashamed to invite his friends over because his parents lived in perverted poverty; he didn’t want people to think he would gloat his money just because his parents didn’t appreciate their wealth.
by juicybones June 19, 2023
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poverty pension

The money earned from playing the lottery, bingo, sweepstakes or any form of gambling that requires minimal physical exertion and even less education.
The idiots won their poverty pension in Vegas then moved to Florida.
by school_is_old March 08, 2020
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Poverty smell

the odor you smell from your friend after you ask him to go out for lunch or drinks and he makes an excuse for not being there , but really he is just being a broke ass nigga
i knew from two hours ago that id smell that poverty smell from you, just say youre a broke ass nigga
by Dr!p k!ng December 22, 2024
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Poverty RoK

"Poverty RoK" - Is an role playing metaphor referring back to former BeastieBoyz NA Infantry player, ReturnOfKing back in 2021-2022, , whom which sold his entire starting lineup in order to use the coins from such sell to A. Make further investments with the newly recouped cash reserve, B. Shelter asset values from potential depreciation slides caused by the release of new major events/aka better players which will drive the prices of existing players down.
why are you atm roleplaying Poverty RoK of last season...jesus.

you really want to be the first one in here to reach 1 bilion Pray...
by returnofking November 27, 2023
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Poverty Playthrough

1. Watching a youtube playthrough of a game you can't afford.
2. To play video games through internet streams vicariously
Billy: Have you played the new God of War?

Bob: I can't afford it cause i'm, po' boii.

Billy: Same, went through a poverty playthrough of it though, saved $70.
by harryrobalinoteenpraise April 24, 2018
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Christmas Poverty

The time during and after the winter holidays (Christmahannukwanzadan, though Ramadon is not a winter holiday) when everyone has vaccumed out their wallets and sucked their banks dry to buy hundreds of dollars worth of unnecessary cards and presents for people because now such an act is necessary for confirming and sustaining friendly relations.

Since everyone has already starved their wallets, they then proceed to not spend anything until mid-February. As a result us retail workers lose all our hours and not only can we not recover from our own Christmas poverty but we often see the amount of money left in our bank account drop to double digits or even single digits, upon which arises a strong urge to drink--which costs money.

It's a vicious cycle and is often not escaped by the inexperienced and weak of heart.
Oh, shoot; I forgot to save up for this year's Christmas Poverty. Guess I'll starve for a week else not be able to pay rent!!

Are you feeling the Christmas Poverty too?
I feel ya, girl! I got 50 dollars to last me 2 weeks after all the bills.
At least you're on salary.
Yeah, non-paid overtime. Woohoo!

Crap next year I'm saving three hundred dollars to get myself through the Christmas Povery without begging for help from the folks.

It's February 7 today, the Christmas Poverty is FINALLY starting to lift!
by $20 left in my bank account!!! February 07, 2011
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