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Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
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You Look like a Dirty Poptart

This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.
Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."
by Lost Key October 17, 2018
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Fucked up like a bologny poptart

" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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Strawberry poptarting

When a man fists a woman who is on her period and rubs her period blood on the vagina to then proceed to take a bite of said pussy
Jackson Worrell was strawberry poptarting my pussy so bad I need surgery. I will never strawberry poptart again.
by Osama rizzladen March 17, 2025
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020
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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
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Poptart

Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
Nigga you a Poptart, nigga, you a Poptart, sweet in da middle!
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
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