poncelet

classic tractor lover girl that is so nice and a great bestfriend and is looking for a guy that will always tand up for her and make her smile.

If you ever find a poncelet know shes a keeper

by lif af May 15, 2017

ponce de leon

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.

Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know

by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

Plance

The act of playing an instrument while dancing. Coined by Rhett at Good Mythical Morning.

Play + dance = plance

You have an ability to plance or play music while dancing.

by Vumbolo July 21, 2017

Plonker

Plonker:
Person of Little Or No Knowledge and Electrical Retarded

Ever got an Electrical shock because of sheer stupidty,therefore you are a PLONKER

by Moodygeezer May 27, 2009

plonder

Deciding which part of your partner’s body to first touch with your mouth.

Snoop had so many choices to plonder after checking out Tiffany’s amazing body. Did he want to start on her large tits, fine booty, or vagina?

by JasperBucket October 10, 2017

ponce

v. ~ to abstain from work while creating the illusion of working in order to avoid reprimand; similar to the expression "leaning on his shovel"; ponce, ponced, poncing

"Since I don't want my supervisor to give me more work, I'm going to ponce by shuffling papers on my desk everytime I hear him coming down the hall."

by MC Skillet August 23, 2006

Plonker

To be extremely drunk.

Gerry: Man, you were hammered last night.
Keith: I know, I was outta me bleedin plonker I was!!!! Yeoooww!!!

by gerbear85 May 29, 2008