Flying Paper Planes

Rolling then smoking a joint so you get lifted and fly.

Whats good with flying paper planes?

by DrPilot January 15, 2011

Toilet paper seeds

Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

by Neonnight July 7, 2018

Papercraft

A hobby of crafting three-dimensional models out of paper, not too different from origami. The difference is that papercraft involves cutting out shapes and holding them together with glue, whereas origami involves folding a model from a single sheet of paper without glue or cutting. Very similar to card modeling.

A-kun: I've never seen anyone go through so much printer paper!
B-chan: That's papercraft for ya. C-san's really gotten into it these days.

by Yoji0 May 18, 2007

writing a paper

shit i really don't want to do.

I'd rather snort wasabi then be writing a paper.

by MrPeepers00 April 29, 2008

Paper Pregnant

The stage in which a person or couple receives their official acceptance of their application for adopting a child, prior to the formal adoption; often for overseas adoptions.

Happy Couple: "We are officially paper pregnant! We just received acceptance of our application for adopting our little boy girl from Kenya! We couldn't be happier!"

by fcsuper April 12, 2007

New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

paper dreams

dreaming of better times

if things are down on paper they are easy to erase, rather than always playing on your mind.

boy- paper dreams eh?
girl- yeah just dreaming of better times,so much is on my mind.

by titchy333 October 12, 2008