Piano Slam

n. Loud noise that is heard in horror situations that sounds as if someone is slamming there hands on the keys of a piano

Sometimes its not the jumpscare, but the piano slam that really gets me.

by Sir Aaricus March 29, 2013

cock piano

The act of when Tim watson violently attacks a keyboard or piano with his relatively small penis resulting In a melody

Wana show me your cock piano skills

by Cock piano October 1, 2017

piano guitar

Guitar used by snoop in the video clip Sexual Eruption. Banned from the world in 1970 it's very rare and almost impossible to find legally.

Snoop Dogg is a Pimp Using this piano guitar.

by Samuel Gagné January 7, 2008

Pianoman

When a girl gives a footjob and shoulder massage simultaneously. She hugs him from behind while jerking her feet in an upwards and downwards motion around the penis and uses her hands on his shoulders in way that is similar to playing a piano.

Bobby: "I totally want a shoulder massage but I also REALLY want a footjob."
Dana: "It's okay, I'll do the pianoman... Danny and Amanda were talking about it today!"

by APON September 8, 2013

piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.

"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"

by nottherealilluminati July 7, 2017

Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

by Cappy1 January 24, 2021

Piano key Rampage

After dropping a piano 3 stories from a building on to a hobo, one must collect all 88 keys into a zip lock bag. After returning into the house hold, Another must take all 88 keys and ram them into your ass, after seeing how many you can fit in the ass, its the others turn. Who ever can fit the most keys up their ass wins. The winner gets to punch the loser in the stomach until they blow chunks all over the dead hobo. The loser must also eat the hobo's giblets (see watery giblets), while being pissed on by a dog.

Wow! i heard emily and jimmy practice the Piano key Rampage every night! I guess she always loses! No wonder shes a fat whore!

by Jayn and payt February 16, 2008