by No_Quarter_for_them May 06, 2020
A annoying ass bitch that always wants to fucking help the teacher out then gets mad when they don’t fucking get picked to ducking help
by TikTok Legend November 05, 2019
A slang term referring to the male sexual organ, specifically used in the context of self-pleasuring.
by VALIS_GOOSE February 26, 2009
a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
by Osakinator July 10, 2022
A cock pet is when somebody (that's a male) pets a person's head or shoulders with an erect penis, usually from behind.
by U4ICbicboi September 11, 2014
"Rattus norvegicus", a type of rats which people keep as pets. They're mostly seen by society as gross, but they're one of the cleanest and smartest rodents. The most important thing about them is that they're very affectionate and they will love you with their whole hearts if you treat them right.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
Rats should be kept in a BIG cage and they need at least one cagemate, because they're very social animals.
My pet rat is so cute when he's sleeping with his friends!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
My pet rat can do some tricks!
Pet rats are nothing like sewer rats!
by Victor Nikiforov December 03, 2016