penicide

The act of killing or mortally wounding a male's penis.

Lorena Bobbit commited penicide when she severed her husbands penis with a kitchen knife.

"Stan, whatever you do don't piss your girlfriend off, she's crazy enough to commit penicide!"

by The Citrus Commander January 12, 2009

Penfield

The place that everyone wants to leave. It's the black hole of suburbia. The high school graduates 91% of all students and yet everyone still hates it and thinks they're getting a far worse education than the inner city. Everyone is unappreciative and everyone wants more. The main attraction of the entire town is Wegmans, a grocery store where nearly half of high school students are employed. There's nothing to do, and most kids turn to alcohol and marijuana for sufficient entertainment. A very generic, dominantly white suburban town in upstate New York.

Penfield is the exact same as every other suburb in Rochester, and we still think we're better.

by The great an0nymous March 18, 2011

pencil trick

n. to slam another's head into an erect pencil causing instant death; form of casual homicide; v. to perform the stated action; made popular by the Joker in "The Dark Knight"

No one volunteered after the pencil trick, so the show ended early and the magician was charged with first-degree murder.

by Reid "Mr Peepers" Golden August 23, 2008

Leaded Pencil

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

pencil dick

a penis that is long and skinny; a penis that is commonly confused with a pencil.

"Hey Phil, are you using that or can I write with it?? " - girl
"No... that's my pencil dick" - Phil

by crunchwrapMP December 5, 2009

pengin

someone you will be with for forever
and that you love dearly.

vaughn is jessica's pengin

jessica is vaughn's pengin

by Jesssica October 6, 2006

pencil-whip

1. To mark off a check list as complete without reading or doing any of the items on the list.

2. Checks resembling marks that left by a bull whip.

3. To blindly mark a checklist of items without reading or doing

The accident happened because John pencil-whipped the Pre-flight check list and didn't check the hatch.

by darkguardian January 6, 2012