Spicy Pasta

The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".

Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles

Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.

Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.

Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole

The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.

Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"

by TheSpiceiNNNator February 17, 2017

italian pasta

Pasta originating from Italy.

I like Italian pasta.

by Self-Explanitory May 28, 2016

Pasta bandit

A martyr who was killed due to the thieving of pasta, more specifically macaroni.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.

by JerinDd February 19, 2020

pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020

Pasta fever

When a guy likes a girl of Italian decent

Guy 1: yo why do you like Italian girls so much

Guy 2:sorry I have pasta fever

by Yourmomdude March 24, 2020

Pasta dick

When she likes al dente so that she is still firm when you bite it.

My wife says our postman is a straight up pasta dick.

by MERLOT TOMITO June 7, 2020

Fan pastas

A way to describe a creepy pasta fan

Fan pastas are great

by The fanboy8775 August 16, 2020