pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013

Pasta Burner

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe Ducati motorcycles, and all other motorcycles produced in Italy. It is a term based off of "Rice Burners", or what Japanese bikes were referred to as in the 1980's by riders of American motorcycles, particularly Harley Davidson bikes.

I was thinking about buying a pasta burner, but I can't afford the $3000 set of matching leathers.

by trickytophat September 19, 2014

Sloppy Pasta

When a man gets done banging his girl on her period and she sucks him off afterwards.

"Aye man. I was with this bitch last night and she gave me some sloppy pasta"

by Cmp12 October 15, 2021

Pasta ostrich

A human, mammal or other animal who periodically consumes very large amounts of pasta. Typically, at least 5 servings of pasta, ravioli, gnocchi or other pasta types must be consumed to constitute true pasta ostrich status. One can reach pasta ostrich status faster if different types of pasta are eaten in one session, i.e. spaghetti with sauce tomat and ravioli with alfredo sauce.

This gluten-free pasta made of chickpeas isn't good for being a pasta ostrich.

by pasta ostrich October 10, 2022

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

primo pasta

Primo Pasta is the nickname for NBA star, Andrea Bargnani.

The Raptors have traded Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks.

Masai Ujiri notes, "No more Primo Pasta! :)"

by Johnnydepp1023 May 18, 2014

Deep Pasta

A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.

Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.

by DefinitelyNotNoOne December 15, 2016