Paradox

Nickname for any woman of Dutch decent who is smart, vivacious and very pretty. Known for random acts of kindness e.g Maths tutoring.

'Paradox' as she is called is best friend of one Spieluhr
An example of Paradox is not possible, as you cannot fully replicate her persona and beauty in written terms.
by Spieluhr February 16, 2005
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Opiate Paradox

The strange phenomenon, and a cruel joke of the gods, where when taking opiates such as vicodin, oxycodone, or H, one will become extremely horny yet totally unable to ejaculate. This unfortunate circumstance can cause the medical condition priapism, as well as broken blood vessels, penile chafing, depression, and insanity.
Feverishly masturbating for 4 hours after receiving vicodin for a teeth pulling, little Timmy was another victim of the unfortunate opiate paradox.
by SmackHead Jones July 09, 2009
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The Evans Paradox

A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl

Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 08, 2009
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Loogie Paradox

The perfect opportunity to be rid of and embarrass a local menace.
If that guy is bothering you then you should try the loogie paradox.
by Phyref0x February 08, 2022
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Senior Paradox

During you Senior year, the feeling that graduation is actually getting farther away rather than closer.
Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
by Knight73 March 15, 2010
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disappear paradox

The idea that if you supposedly went back in time to pick yourself up, and went back with yourself in the future, and something prevented you from going to the past (death, coma, etc), you would disappear from the time frame entirely, due to the fact that if you dissapeared in the past, you would dissapear in the future.

However, if you dissapeared in the future, you never would have been in the past to pick yourself up.
Disappear Paradox:
1. You're in the present.
2. You see yourself, and then you kidnap you.
3. you will dissapear from the time frame forever, probably because it's impossible to go back in time, or you are trapped in the future by death, coma, etc.
4. If you dissapear, then you're future self disappears, because you dissapear. However, you would never kidnap yourself if you dissapeared, and you would be back in the present, and you would kidnap yourself again. And again, and again...
by Someone Personson May 31, 2007
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Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby March 11, 2012
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