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Disney Channel Original Boner

(n.) The specific sort of erection brought on by the viewing of a picture or video of a former Disney Channel star scantly clad or naked.
Christie Carlson Romano in Mirrors 2.

Guy 1: Is that Ren Stevens?

Guy 2: Holy shit! It is! I've got a Disney Channel Original Boner!

Guy 1: I'd high five you right now, but I've got one too.
by TerminalLance1371 February 20, 2012
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Female Origin Symmetry

A favorable distribution on the lateral side of females where the breasts and hiney have proportionate symmetrical curves centering around the body.
by Genny Nubbins December 24, 2008
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oregon trail

An originally apple computer-based game by MECC, that any current college-age person surely played as a child, as far back as on a green-tinted computer monitor
Sweet... today we get to play Oregon Trail in computer class!
by sloops March 10, 2005
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Oregonic

These blackberries are Oregonic!
by twiiisted August 12, 2006
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Origin

A shitty Digital Distribution Platform created by EA with the soul intent to piss off PC gamers.
Jay: Yo Mike, you up for playing some Battlefield 3?!

Mike: Sure thing let me just...oh wait, it's not on Steam?

Jay: No, unfortunately EA decided to be greedy cunts and split up the market using their own platform called Origin instead of keeping all downloadable PC games on steam, just download it anyway.

Mike: No.
by CloudBurn October 1, 2011
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Origami Asswipe

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
by frankdux February 24, 2009
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The Original

A shitty soldier weapon from the very popular game on Steam, TF2. Almost everyone who uses this weapon just unlocked it and doesn't know it's a stock re-skin, they REALLY like Quake, or they just use it to make a terrible dick joke in a public match.
Hey,hey sniper bro 64, the original is straight,and fires forward. JUST LIKE MY DICK!!
by reeeeeeeeeeee33eee3e3eeee October 28, 2018
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