Lam

The judicial system, the police.

On the Isle of Man there are more wallabies than Scousers running from the Lam

by ChrisPrawn August 11, 2024

Lam

A cosmic alien in human form. He's the greatest you'll ever find. The most sapient, talented & otherworldly enlightening being. He works in ways you cannot see. Leader Amongst Men.

He: I wish I can find someone who I express myself in the most universal way and get what I mean.

He: You need to meet Lam.

by ArcturianTruth June 29, 2021

lam

lam is a ship name for a couple like Liv and Sam.

Did you know Lam is the new ship name for Liv and Sam

by collins_mess2006 May 3, 2018

Terry lam

He teaches maths in lsc

HE IS THE REAL DISCIPLINE MASTER and he took my computer
he eats 3 boxes of mcnuggets for breakfast

ray is gaming during lunch
Terry lam looks outside staff room

ray gets cooked and he says bye bye to his iPad

by qwertyassdfgh December 12, 2024

Lam

_noun_
Short form of lame.
May also refer to a person making extremely lame jokes or repetitive ones.

Bruv, stop being a Lam, you're embarrassing!

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 26, 2021

Lam

An extremely gay person who uses nothing but the most cringe-worthiest of emotes.

Is that Lam on his emote-trip again?

by GoldenGooseWithANoose November 23, 2021

Lam

An iteration of a spelling error when trying to spell lamo, which itself is a spelling error of the popular abbreviation LMAO.

"Wow that's so funny, lam"
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh sorry, lamo"
"Are you trying to write lmao?"
"Yeah sorry, I'm dyslexic..."

by Viktorsuxass January 24, 2019