warped tour

warped tour is dead and gone

the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...

by Field April 13, 2006

PGA Tour

1. A token African-American being chased by multiple other white or other ethnic men or women.
2. A token African-American man in a crowd.

Q: "What do you call one African-American being chased by crowd of 300 White men?
A: "The PGA Tour!" (Laughter)

"Hey, look over yonder, its the PGA tour!"

by Morris Levy May 26, 2006

Tour of Duty

The time between getting married and getting divorced.
Also can mean the time while one is in jail or prison.

WOW!! Tony's tour of duty was 5 years.

by Chadwin March 16, 2003

Warped Tour

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!

I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

by Rowan Mraz Bleeds Black Forever November 3, 2003

hoe tour

When you take a one night stand home and don't want them to remember where you live. You take a thousand turns to throw them off. The next day you take them on a different your.

That Bitch is so crazy I'm going to have to give her the hoe tour.

by K$Gl123 August 28, 2019

Bride's tour

Taking the scenic route or going out of your way while driving, extending the duration of your drive.

There was a lot of traffic, so we took the bride's tour

by pem0488 April 6, 2019

dip tour

The act of loading all your stoned friends in your car and then visiting all the places you know of where there are big dips in the road or where you can "get air" with your car. This amuses the stoners and keeps them out of trouble.

After the pot circle, I loaded all the stoners in my car and we did a dip tour.

by Keturah November 20, 2009