Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.
James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!
by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
by jess is the way forward. October 25, 2010

by MC Killbot 5000 December 28, 2005

Oliver is a very nice person. He never tries to show off and is very humble. All the girls go mad about him. He is very popular and has alot of freinds. He has beautiful blue eyes and a blistering smile. Very strong. He is perfecr
by Clayton Farms March 17, 2019

Oliver has a massive cock
by Not an Oliver August 12, 2021

by LatinaKaterina November 16, 2004

Oliver is a common nickname to someone who really loves cars. This is because a lot of car companies have atleast one guy called Oliver in their staff team.
by Squibble Kibble May 27, 2018
