dan ob

a whore and slut obsessed with SM and thinks amanda is an iphone!!!!!

wow u see dan ob today he lookin ode wack

by plnamsidk October 23, 2018

Ob

A blow job where the on giving drinks a tiny bit of orange juice and gets the cum in the mouth mixes it and spits it back into the blow job reciever

Dude Simon said he got an obj last night

by some_trap February 22, 2019

Montessori OB

The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.

Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”

by Iowagirlllll March 15, 2019

OBE

Obligated Bitch Elephant
used to describe overweight and privileged wamen

Yo bro
she is a total OBE

by MalGrarp September 14, 2018

obs

When a person is reading the word “obese”, then pronounces it differently.

“Oh, jeez! That guy is so (obs)!”

by random_person70 November 13, 2023

Obed Is Cool

'Obed' stands for 'Oh no! Our table, It's broken' and 'Is' is an english word 'Is' NAH I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!

THEREFORE, 'IT MEANS OH NO! OUR TABLE, IT'S BROKEN.'

FOR EXAMPLE:- 'OBED IS COOL BUT A KID CRIES.' AND 'THIS KID IS CRYING BECAUSE OBED IS COOL.'

by OKAY KID January 22, 2024

the OB

Short for 'the Old Bill'

Common in Cockney, a shortened version of the Old Bill, aka the UK police.

''There's a pub on the corner called the Ship & Billet, head for that, you sure you slipped the OB?'

by mattmatmathias January 27, 2024