Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 8, 2019

jewy foreskin

jewy foreskin

a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin

by kraits September 24, 2018

foreskin lick

when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue

John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"

by get_it July 29, 2019

FORESKIN WARRIOR

An emotionally distraught guy that is upset he wasnt circumcised, so now takes his frustrations out TOKEN full power lifts. Taking multiple attempts to break the 308 ATWR Deadlift with no success.

Hey Steve look at foreskin warrior he couldn't even break the atwr.

by TOTAL KILLER July 3, 2018

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Foreskin Fermenter

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023