by Awesomeness. March 6, 2005
Get the Lil' Smokie Omlet mug.The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
by r3dpub June 13, 2008
Get the Denver Omlette mug.A sexual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole Egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. The resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
Mikeys Spanish Omlet was not enough to satisfy Kierans apitite for his favourite dish. Mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
by Gonzo Philosophy August 30, 2009
Get the Spanish Omlet mug.Ann Marie: Omletto, can you fetch my cell phone in that mound of poisonous, man-eating snakes?
Omletto: (in Elmo's voice) Yay! I go get the cellphone!
Omletto: (in Elmo's voice) Yay! I go get the cellphone!
by Chachi April 5, 2004
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