A topless gathering of friends which may occasionally result in complete loss of clothing, pizza ordering, and sex. Tits O'Clock may occur on any day at any time, usually on short notice. Lesbian and bicurious encounters are typically involved.
by Honors College 403A October 13, 2011
Get the Tits O'Clockmug. A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.
This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)
Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)
Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.
by FishyB November 8, 2010
Get the Retard O'clockmug. A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.
Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."
by Nick and Amy B. January 2, 2009
Get the the 8 o'clockmug. *your phone is ringing*
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
*you wake up and look at the time; it's 5:07 AM*
*you answer*
"Damn, nigga, it's Early O'Clock. What you want?"
by Fresh Timbs June 14, 2018
Get the Early O'Clockmug. The time at the gay bar when all of the gays realize if they wanna get dick that night and still be able to make it to work the next morning then they better act fast.
This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.
Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
This time (generally around 1am or so) is also, sadly, the time when all of the dutiful fag hags are left to their own devices as far as matters of socializing and transportation are concerned.
Made popular by Margaret Cho (well-known fag hag).
Sara: I had to take a $20 cab ride home from the gay bar last night!
Jarod: Why?!
Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!
Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
Jarod: Why?!
Sara: Well, at Dick O'Clock Dave went on a Dick Hunt and left my ass!
Jarod: Well, it WAS Dick O'Clock - that's your own damn fault for not driving yourself. You know how we roll.
by sloppydrc August 11, 2010
Get the Dick O'Clockmug. by Romi97 September 18, 2018
Get the thot o'clockmug. Exactly the same as Wine O'Clock but accompanied by bitching about your Career, your partner or the weather on Facebook or other social network.
by pseudonym not found September 29, 2011
Get the Whine O'Clockmug.