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Nut

The act of being beaten in a competition so badly that it feels as if one has been viciously raped and dominated sexually.
Wow, I got beat 20-0. I got nutted.
by DANIELRYANLOL January 5, 2011
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Nuts

A guy on facebook who talks about a reoccuring dream where a T-Rex eats him....that's nuts!
A reoccurring dream. I look out my porch and I see a field with hundreds of Sauropods munching away in the grass. I am so amazed, I walk to the edge of my porch when I hear thundering foot steps coming closer and a HUGE T-Rex runs down the street by the house towards the field but catches me in its left eye and decides to pay me a visit by ripping into my house for a treat. WHATS IT ALL MEAN?!!! IT MEANS YOUR NUTS!!
by McGrathski April 22, 2010
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nut

To nut means for a guy to have a cumgasm.
Matt made me nut three times while he was fucking me in my boy-pussy!
by eda-skip December 31, 2022
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Nut

A fruit composed of a hard shell and seed.

Not ejaculation you fucking morons.
"A wild almond is a nut which contains trace amounts of cyanide."
by AdvancingTECH February 22, 2015
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nuts

the male reproductive organs.
nuts (testies) where the jizz and sperm are kept
nuts stay outside when the WONG goes in!
vulnerable to itch
my nuts are very itchy.
by dabomberall1 December 31, 2011
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nut

by REEEek September 17, 2018
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nut

a very dry fruit, that monkeys usually eat
Quit looking up nut on urban dictionary you pervs and go to church
by a stingray February 3, 2021
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