by Staceys Mom Has Got It GoingOn January 30, 2023

When I suck your dad so much that his stick turns purple and falls off into my mouth and I swallow it.
by EINHJFJUE May 23, 2023

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...
by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

Your-Dad-Never-Comeback with the milk
by urmomissofattts October 28, 2022

Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.
See also: your mom
See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
