Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

Norwegian Whammy

Whatever happens whenever you exit the shower in the morning after an hour of hardcore masturbating

I canot wait to get Norwegian Whammied today
I wonder what today's Norwegian Whammy will be

by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021

Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.

Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.

by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017

Norwegian Icecap

When a man gets frost bite on the tip of his penis and it turns black.

"Dude, I got the worst Norwegian Icecap the other day"

by ChelseaGripnippIes December 28, 2012

Norwegian Pancake

When an person takes a shit out of a second story window because a roommate is using the bathroom, and the poop hits the concrete like a pancake.

You know that guy Matt? I heard he did a Norwegian Pancake.

by Norwegian pancake1 November 13, 2021

norwegian sex

The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.

I've had norwegian sex so many times, her hole is THIS big!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Norwegian Twins

Siblings that are approximately 18 months apart, because Norwegians are more sensible than the Irish, and can use birth control.

Oh, your kids look so close in age, they must be Irish Twins. Good Lord No! They are Norwegian Twins

by Яif-San June 26, 2019