"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"
by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.
Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
Guy 2: No?
Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.
Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"
by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh
Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

by mikethewise48 April 3, 2023
