Neven's Notes

Absolutely useless in-class notes that you write down cause the teacher told you to. However, Neven's Notes are useless for actual learning. No offense lol

Teacher: Alright guys today we will go over Molarity
Student: Can I get some paper for some Neven's Notes
Student 2: Sure, bruh

by tvshucks May 3, 2019

douche notes

When multiple douchebags wish to enhance their d-bag potency, they often compose and share written douche notes or document said douchiness in a douche journal, if you will. Douche notes have their most success among gaggles of douchebags, however, some d-bags find them very effective in smaller groups of two to three.

Hey man, are you ready to compare douche notes? Okay, great. What's the douchiest thing that you did last night?

by horn avenue June 24, 2010

64th Note

The world's way of reminding musicians God isn't real.

A chance for percussionists to shine, string players to figure out which among them masturbates the most, and woodwind players to literally exhale their own lungs and intestines.

Something which metal guitarists apparently think is normal.

Twice the speed of a 32nd note, and half the speed of the fabled 128th note.

This new piece has 64th notes. I didn't even know this notation exists.

This literally cannot get any worse... OH GOD IT SWITCHES TO DOUBLETIME 13/8 ON MEASURE 86.

by R@D October 20, 2016

Wet Note

A sung note, guaranteed to make your panties wet. Usually with a very deep voice.

You've heard of the "brown note," right? 1:25 is the lesser known but much more pleasent "wet note." - Jessie Nebulous. Comment on 'Repo! The Genetic Opera- 21st Century Cure

by Onveena October 3, 2018

Promisorry Note

Not to be confused with Promissory Note. This is a medium to apologize for a promise that was not fulfilled. Usually implies a renewed promise to deliver.

I was waiting for a promised "Word of the Week", but it never came, now you owe me a Promisorry Note promising to deliver the Word of the Week and that you are truly sorry.

by ec_rod May 20, 2010

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.

Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.

by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

Shit Note

The note that when theoretically hit makes everyone who hears it immediately SHIT themselves.

Mary hit the Shit Note in her concert yesterday and immediately everyone in the theatre shat themselves. It was awesome. The entire theatre needs a professional cleaning now.

by theshitnoter January 14, 2010