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Pressure Washing

When you piss on skidmarks left in the toilet to clean it and remove it.
Dude, I was Pressure Washing my toilet. It was pretty satisfying!
by toomuchnutmeg July 18, 2021
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press pressure

Press pressure is the act of one or more people pressuring you into answering questions so you can admit to doing something. This tactic is often used by FBI to interrogate criminals to confess to committing a crime, even if they didn't do it.
"I can't believe they made Marion Jones confess to using steroids by use of press pressure" said nobody ever
by TheBadBaneTiger November 17, 2021
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butt pressure

When you store in so much farts because of social norms that an intense sharp pain rises in your anus and rectum.
Ah man, I just had so many baked beans at this wedding and now my butt pressure is at a extremely high magnitude.
by 34AR January 10, 2014
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poop pressure

if you suffer from any form of constipation and you know you have to take a dump very soon, you're experiencing poop pressure.
Men 1: Dude, I can't come down to the bar right now. I haven't taken a dump in 5 days! I'm under serious "poop pressure" right now!

Men 2: Shit man, good luck! Get some plums.
by Tjupr December 3, 2013
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peering pressure

The pressure or influence a partner of an internet peering agreement will place on another partner to adhere to its requests or demands or result in a dissolution of the peering agreement.
Comcast used peering pressure to force other ISPs to adapt to its anti-piracy policies as demanded by 'Big Media' conglomerates
by IC_Puzzle September 6, 2013
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flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants
She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits
by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012
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splat pressure

Trying to hold it in as long as you can, right before ejaculation in hope to make a bigger splat shot with some pressure behind it so it comes out like popping a champagne bottle.
Man, she was laying down and the only way to tag her face was to build some serious splat pressure!
by DeepDjinn May 14, 2010
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