Poo Diddy

When you think you have to take a huge shit and it turns out to just be a little nugget.

I thought i was gonna overflow the water in the toilet with a giant turd and it just turned out to be a little poo diddy.

by Elohdaeh February 12, 2014

T. Diddy

(n.) A boss tycoon of gargantuan proportions that be yokin' the caddie to the sideshows; runs the city real hyphy like; any item of great monetary value deisng and created from fine metals and jewels that is dipped in sauce

Brandon: uhm, Big T. diddy? I know it's not usually like me to ask you this, but I really like you and I was wondering if you wanted to go grocery shopping with me
T. Diddy: NO SIRREE BOB! That's not my job, I don't do that. I'm a pimp slash rapper, I thought you knew that. I'm also sicker than SARS, higher than Mars and I treat my bitch(see: Brandon Allen Meier) like an ATM card.
Brandon: who you iz tho?!
T. Diddy: What it cost? I'm a boss (boss) tycoon (tycoon)

by Sweatshop worker number 43542546247 October 29, 2005

P. Diddy

Apperently lot's of people wake up in the morning feeling like him ;)

Girl : I wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

by MellyMonster March 2, 2010

poop diddy

Someone who thinks they are living large when they are clearly not. A poser. Unlike the real P Diddy.

Your boy poop diddy has a shiny new shirt and a studio apartment.

by Billy Whitch July 14, 2006

dumb diddy

a name for a person that is a complete idiot. You can also say dumb diddy diddy.

Person: I failed math
You: Wow, you dumb diddy

by Trevor B to the lizzle November 6, 2005

diddy drip

Non-existant drip
*Eye protection advised

Person 1: How you like my drip
Person 2: You should've given me a warning before showing me that diddy drip

by NichtSmaragt February 9, 2023

goin' diddy

Goin' diddy is when somebody get that bag by risking it, they spend it quick and reload.

Basically somebody who's rich but won't state it.

Nigga # 1: Yo y'all seen Raya last week? She literally went mad with that Louis Vuitton

Nigga # 2: Shawty goin' diddy

by Rude scammer November 30, 2017