New Year’s Cleave

When you break up with your current partner so you can hook up with a random on New Years Eve.

She was planning a New Year’s Cleave that night anyway, so I guess it’s for the best.

by Spoodge McDuck December 29, 2020

New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

New Year's Resolution

Something that you decide to do for an entire year starting on January 1st but end up failing after a month.

My new year's resolution is not to swear the fuck again.

by big hm December 27, 2022

New Year 2023

It has happened!

Guy 1: Are you dancing on New Year 2023?
Guy 2: Yes!

by Fire Axus December 31, 2022

Bringing In the New Year

When you make a horrible decision because of booze

Bryce was bringing in the New Year when he hooked up with Alaina.

by Stallion Vose January 8, 2009

new year's day

The day your calendar in your room or where ever you keep it becomes useless.

Shit... It's new year's day. Now I gotta get me a new calendar for the new year.

by Longjohns January 1, 2006