I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009

we need to talk

i need to talk.

woman: "we need to talk."
man: 'shit!'

by King Gabey March 21, 2004

citation needed

Wikipedianese for 'bullshit'.

Jade Goody's death triggered an outpouring of grief across the United Kingdom citation needed

by Lord Grimcock February 7, 2010

you need some milk

when a person whines too damn much like a baby

Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk

by Mojo Jojo Sugapimp April 16, 2016

can can need

The Chinese Internet phrase "Look at yours", usually seen in sunxiaochuanba.

“I like big dicks”
“Can can need”

by 奈子 May 14, 2022

Needlespeak

When someone is speaking in a manner that is beyond a normal person's understanding.

I don't get what Jeremy is saying because he insists on using Needlespeak to make me feel stupid.

by ReniadelNile March 11, 2010

needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010