Nard

a fucking retard who doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about so he stay quiet
"shut up you fucking nard look like a damn sausage on a stick boiiii"
by Flash2557 September 10, 2017
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Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.
by Jerry bo October 17, 2020
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Snap a Nard

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.
by B1711 May 21, 2018
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Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum
Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?
by Tominator February 04, 2023
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Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 20, 2022
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nard goblin

That bitch is such a nard goblin.
by Slygeekta October 30, 2015
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fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 06, 2020
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