Nards

A pair of extremely humongous testicles

Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."

by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022

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Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

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Nards

A word that you say as a reaction to an accidental event that occurs

“Oh nards I dropped my nuggets!”

by grimmy4life June 19, 2022

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awe nards

What you say when you are mighty unfortunate.

aWe nARdS! i fLuNKed mY mATh tESt!

by Mother lord September 30, 2017

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Nard

Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.

I saw Nard at blanket masters place in the corner with his 2 in. Wiener in his hand.

by Jerry bo October 17, 2020

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