v. Known as the ultimate way to get aids, fucking someone in the ass with a needle fastened to your cock. Right when you're about to cum, pull out and inject the semen into the reciever's left ass cheek.
Tim: "I heard you had a rough night last night."
Pete: "I don't even want to talk about it. But my ass does hurt"
Tim: "Did someone give you a backdoor nurse?"
Pete: "I don't even want to talk about it. But my ass does hurt"
Tim: "Did someone give you a backdoor nurse?"
by Tim & Pete February 28, 2008
Get the Backdoor Nursemug. an outsize clit
Fair play to her,not only did she have a huge pair of tits but the clit on her-it was more like a nurses` watch!
by Richard Cook March 28, 2003
Get the nurses` watchmug. Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes Frank, okay? These places are like prisons.
Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.
Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-
Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?
Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.
Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-
Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
by Angel Wysterra November 5, 2019
Get the Nursing Homemug. A hospital show created by Showtime in attempt to simply capitalize on the post-ER crowd, with no regard to quality or entertainment value. The show is about a lesbian doctor who will probably develop into a know-everything, lesbian, doctor character as the show progresses in it's first and final season. There are several counter arguments to her intelligence, such as her not holding the syringe properly in the advertisements and also her being a woman. Not to be confused with Nurse Betty, which will end up being better than this. House should really start being good again so people don't have to watch this crap for their hospital-show fix.
I watched Nurse Jackie wanting to see some lesbian action, but I forgot that everything on Showtime sucks.
by yourenotgettingminombreseñor June 16, 2009
Get the Nurse jackiemug. One who is extremely selfish, hopes for pain, saddness, worry, loss, death, and homosexual rape against others. Also, a theif of many important things, as well as anal virginity. One who could be described as a D-Bag to the extreme, see: cunt.
by CuppoJoe August 1, 2009
Get the Nurse Joymug. a badass registered nurse that takes care of critical injured or ill patients in the back of a helicopter on the way to the hospital.
by futureflightRN April 29, 2014
Get the flight nursemug. I saw Georgina at the nurses office today but didn’t see who she was with
Do u wanna meet up at the nurses ?
I have a fever I need to go to the nurses do u wanna come with ?
Do u wanna meet up at the nurses ?
I have a fever I need to go to the nurses do u wanna come with ?
by H.O.A,a November 11, 2018
Get the Nurses officemug.