Norwegian Prince

Getting your giant dong fellated while snapchatting it à la Norwegian royalty

how did the tinder date go last night?

great! I gave him the Norwegian Prince.

by Nordic Princess February 24, 2017

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Norwegian Whammy

Whatever happens whenever you exit the shower in the morning after an hour of hardcore masturbating

I canot wait to get Norwegian Whammied today
I wonder what today's Norwegian Whammy will be

by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

Norwegian Clap

When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy

Bro what happened to Emily
Oh I Norwegian clapped her

by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021

Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.

Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.

by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017