mesticals

Messed Up Testicles

When a guy's balls are nasty, misshapen , deformed, distorted... missing. When the balls don't look right and they are messed up they are mesticals.

"I swear, his mesticals was shaped were Abraham Lincoln. And it even had a beard."

by MJE November 27, 2007

masticating

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

by phantom negromante May 29, 2019

Mastic Beach

A bunch of white trash mixed in with actual gang territory

There was another shooting in Mastic Beach today...

by KSG350 July 7, 2019

Mystin

A strong an independent woman that is sweet and kind. She looks like a bad-bitch, but at heart; is humble and quite intelligent. She is an excellent mother and a great partner, treat Mystin right. She loves nice things, and tends to treat herself. Mystin is the type of person you have to really be a terrible person for her to dislike you. If Mystin curbs you, you fucked up and are a bad person.

Be more like Mystin.

"who's that sexy bitch? Oh, that's Mystin"

"Ayo TT, damn watchu doin with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out, ion even know. That's the hommie."

by Deathofastrawberry May 30, 2020

Ho-mestic

Used to describe the female in a relationship that does not have any cooking, cleaning or sewing abilities but instead prefers to balance this deficiency by behaving like a nymphomaniac for her partner.

Lulu can't cook for shit but she gives a mean blow job. I guess you could say she's "Ho-mestic"

by goddesslu April 28, 2010

Masticate

Verb - A quick cover up in case the word "masturbate" is spoken innappropriately or ill timed.

Me Hey, want to masturbate with me?
Her Excuse me?
Me I asked if you would like to masticate.

by Skin Twig September 21, 2005

Mystic7

A YouTuber who mainly plays the popular mobile game Pokemon Go, and vlogs his adventures. He has also made videos on Clash of Clans and Clash Royale. He belongs to Team Mystic and proudly sports his favorite Pokemon, Sudowoodo! He is also very foolish while trying to capture rare Pokemon by using the 'Savage Season' technique. This consists of giving the pokemon a nanab berry and using a pokeball to catch it. You must catch it with the first ball for it to be considered a Savage Season.

Trainer Tips: "Hey guys, I'm here with Mystic7 at the Santa Monica Pier!"
Mystic7: "WOOOO! YEA, SAVAGE SEASON!"

by HamSandvich May 9, 2018