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Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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Mustard flower

In an instant where you crack an egg just the yolk onto someone's butthole and then pop the yolk leaving a yellow flower shaped puddle

Or when someone has their hole pounded into Oblivion and bloody semen leak from their hole that resembles mustard
I plunged my meat so far into his hole that I left him a mustard flower
by Steven VanShaft December 13, 2018
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mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.
"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"
by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022
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Dreet Mustard

Dreet Mustard is Mustard that has been "repurposed" as lubricant to use during sex.
It is also commonly fed to homeless people after it is no longer usable in bed
"Ayo pass the Dreet Mustard babe, we getting freaky tonight"
by Chodemaster69420 February 17, 2023
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California Mustard

When a farmer squeezes a lemon above a women vagina and the juice stings the women and causes a burning sensation.
"That chic last night really enjoyed me performing that California Mustard"
by KatelynLovesKurt June 13, 2015
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Beaver Mustard

That glistening moisture that develops on a women's outer vaginal lips when she gets sexually aroused.
Paul: Wow, that's an impressive amount of Beaver Mustard you got going on there.

Tracy: I know, I just churned it up myself.
by AZ Cholo January 27, 2022
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