when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)
Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"
by the triple OG July 24, 2006
She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!
by Phuda Singh January 09, 2012
This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.
by A student of Nyan May 29, 2020
“You thought I was feeling you, that nigga a munch
by Bigdickbeeonthesence September 05, 2022
An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.
Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.
by NB March 12, 2003
when your blackberry with the screen muncher app munches at an inappropriate time, and the chewing noise made from said app draws attention from all around.
*pocket munch occurs*
teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..
teacher: what was that!
kid 1: oh that was just jacks blackberry pocket munching
jack: god damn it..
by dondeestawaldo May 04, 2011