Originating from the greek word mpeto, mpetosexual is someone who is sexually attracted to either sidewalks or dumb fucks.
Person 1: Yo I just saw a mpetosexual humping the sidewalk. I don't know what's wrong with people.
Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
Person 2: Damn, that sounds like me.
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The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.
TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"
by wut a cool dude December 27, 2011
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by JSlo November 20, 2013
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by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016
Get the social meteorology mug.to help prevent the spread of the coronavirus the 2 meter rule was introduced: stay at least 2 meters apart from anybody
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
which is now commonly accepted, almost jokingly at times, when people greet you smiling, whilst simultaneously keeping their distance
man: pass me that drink
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
women: well i can't because my arm is less than two meters long, so i'd be breaking the two meter rule
man: oh common just pass me it ffs
by eskimo___ May 3, 2020
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