Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Trump-Mongering

A person or group of people attempting to spread false or misleading information to destroy the character and reputation of President Donald J Trump in efforts of promoting their own political perspective or personal opinion. (Author - Robyn. M. Hamlin)

The Trump-Mongering organization that slandered President Donald J Trump was fined $250,000.

by Robyn Maria Hamlin June 8, 2025

Group Mongering

The act of hoarding Roblox groups, refusing to sell them, and jinxing everyone else by claiming groups are “worth way more later,” “too rare to sell,” or “about to explode in value,” while doing absolutely nothing with them.

It’s not fear of losing groups, it’s a delusion

Nah, don’t listen to jack(cursedcrimes) or yaehzo, they just love group mongering, they've been hoarding the same groups for years.

by Americas Definer December 12, 2025

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”

by Axl Hoes October 16, 2018

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.

Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

by log_e(e^e)=e May 20, 2023