climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020

spacker morty boumb singe

a person with severe mental or physical disability

finn picker is the biggest spacker morty boumb singe known to mankind

by jame dahr November 18, 2022

rigor morty

When you pop more viagras than it says you should, and you can’t get that dick down.

Tyson had rigor morty after Ibiza, and now they say that he needs a dick transplant.

by El ritardo July 04, 2018

Morty Willy

The place where you buy kombubu.

I am going to Morty Willy because it is the place where you buy kombubu.

by LowNoc October 14, 2021

Wigger Mortis

The way a white person's body seizes up on the dance floor.

Shit, look at Chad. He's getting that wigger mortis. Better go rescue him before he starts decomposing.

by MUGgleFlap December 04, 2016

strawberry morty

a Morty turned to a Morty

rick: hey look summer I turned Morty to a strawberry
Morty: I'm strawberry mortyyyyy!

by b3zji October 05, 2020

rigor mortis

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Sam: Hey want to hit my Rick and Morty cart

Maddy: bro that Rick and Morty cart giving me rigor mortis

by TYRONE_THE_TURTLE69 May 31, 2022