n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
by Freethinker July 7, 2004
Get the Mormonmug. * Proper term is LDS
* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
mormon, mormon, mormon...
by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010
Get the Mormonmug. a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.
by afr1 March 27, 2005
Get the mormonmug. mormons (latter days saints) are very respectable people. they dont have rules, but guidelines that they personally choose to follow to live a richer, more fullfilled life. they do NOT practice polygamy. they are not a cult. they are just a christian religion that believes it has the truth.
by tallchicka July 16, 2005
Get the mormonmug. A group of people who, when they view and add comments to such devil-ridden heathen websites such as urbandictionary.com, will undoubtedly burn in the hell of their own making.
"You people making comments against the one true church of mormons on urbandictionary.com will undoubtedly end up in hell... what's that I smell? Oh shit I'm burning!"
by IanDaws January 11, 2008
Get the mormonsmug. by cralisl August 9, 2006
Get the mormonmug. Two meanings:
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. A member of the LDS church who base their Zion or Mecca out of Utah(however Salt Lake City, Utah is actually only 47% Mormon). There are also more Mormons in the state of California(which is a major cause for concern).
2. Mormon can be used to refer to an idiot or someone who has an inability to make decisions for them self.
1. Joey doesn't like to drink coffee because he is a Mormon.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
or
3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
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2. Joey wears magical garments that protect him from mysterious demons that want to take over his soul because he is a Mormon.
or
3. Dude, did you see that mormon jump that flight of stairs with his roller blades and crack open his skull. Everyone was telling him to do it.
by Hank_spank December 27, 2007
Get the Mormonmug.