goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moot Like Foot

Meet Like Feet

Person 1: "Moot Like Foot"
Person 2: "Meet Like Feet"

by Bryce Wagner October 19, 2022

Moot

Donald Trump

President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.

by xasxae55 October 2, 2019

Moot

A man in his early 30s by the name of Umar Ijaz

Umar is a moot

by Hackney certified October 12, 2023

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

Moot

Moot noun is a person who follows you on twitter that becomes a loyal friend and supports you no matter what <3

I love my moots!
All my moots are beautiful

My moots support me always

by townescarolina March 29, 2021