Moon brain

IQ above 5000 when you say or do something stupid

You're such a fucking Moon brain

by (.Moth.) March 24, 2021

Moon Eyes

Moon Eyes: State of romantic adoration to a sickening extent, typically demonstrated by couples with extreme infatuation with one another and extreme disregard for the comfort of any one else in the room. Often accompanied with PDA and general lack of friends.

Kate: Hey, have you seen Mike and Stacey?
Jared: Yeah, I was just with them, but Mike got Moon Eyes when Stacey started snuggling and reciting poetry. It was all I could do not to vom.

by Elias Tobais January 26, 2008

Moon Over Miami

When a woman (usually overweight) bends over and shows the world more than expected. Her ass is on display and there is usually a thin red or pink thong hanging half way up her ass.

Hey Roger I was at the kitchen in the office and Mimi from payroll dropped her diet coke. I heard it hit the ground and turned around and saw her bent over and her whole ass hanging out of her pants. I was like "Oh my God, Moon over Miami"

by bt3101 December 25, 2011

Moon Truther

A group of people or a person who believes that the moon is a hologram made by the government. This term can also be used if someone just doesn't believe in the moon. Put an (s) at the end if it is plural

"That guy doesn't believe in the moon, he is a Moon Truther"

"Is he a Moon Truther"

"Yes he is"

by Senorita Thicc Boi May 6, 2018

Moon Knight

Moon Knight is a night themed superhero vigilante who uses an arsenal of random bullshit to defeat his foes.

Thug1: Hey it's that moon knight fella!
Thug2:Holy shit!

by Mr. Arachknight March 9, 2022

Moon Dice

The shadow on the ground left by the shape of a man's testicles below his anus

man: 'Hey honey! Look at my Moon Dice"

Women: "John, the kids are watching"

by Gondor September 2, 2012

Moon Templed

(verb) Referring to visiting the Moon Temple Bar in Wallingford, Seattle. To have been Moon Templed is to wake up the following morning having eaten and drank more than you thought physically possible, but you've only spent about $17.

Last night, my friends and I got totally Moon Templed! I'm feeling super rough today.

by SeattleLibrarians October 6, 2012