Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos August 01, 2017

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Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

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Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.

Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch

by Ponygay January 02, 2021

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Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.

Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!

by Ichirukio September 20, 2010

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