mooch

One who comments on an article or post with a link usually having nothing to do with the topic of discussion

Original Post: *says something funny

Commenter 1: Hahaha love it!

Commenter 2: Omg YESSSSS

Mooch: Check out this cover and help us get some recognition

https:/www.youtube.com/watch?otherextraneousurlcrap

by Icepick-37 July 28, 2015

Mooched

Getting Mooched: being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

*"Hey, I thought you just started working at McDonalds, what happened?"

"Boss caught me taking a leak in the jar of pickles and I got mooched."*

by Ralando July 31, 2017

Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.

I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.

by southernsound July 31, 2017

Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.

Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.

by SapientChaos July 31, 2017

mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder

Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Mooch

who puts piss in my flicking Frosted Flakes every morning

Me: why does my cereal smell sour
My dad: THAT DAMN MOOCH MY BOY!!

by Faggotier2 April 10, 2019

Mooch

A contraction of mini-gooch

Similar to the male gooch, but it's smaller and only occupies the space between the pussy and the anus.

Dude, her mooch STANK!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019