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fuck you money

The amount of money it takes on a digital jukebox to skip everyone else's choices and play your song next.
I've got $3, which is fuck you money at this jukebox.
by aspecialthing February 21, 2011
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fuck you money

Fake bills used in hiphop videos to rain down or to be thrown in the air by the performing artists while gesturing and posturing in a manner that communicates "fuck you" to the viewer.
Stage assitant 1 to stage assistant 2: "the director requested more bling! We need to empty at least 5 more bags of fuck you money in front of the ventilator!"
by thoughtstream November 29, 2012
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Fuck-you-money

Money spent on business operations with the pupose of fighting down business enemies rather than maximize profit.
"Fuck-you-money: An investor buying a company in front of another investor even though he or she could earn more on spending the capital otherwise.
by Arneheisann April 23, 2009
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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fuck you money

refers to having enough financial security or wealth that you can walk away from situations that make you unhappy or uncomfortable—such as a stressful job, a toxic workplace, or unwanted obligations—without worrying about your immediate financial survival. It represents the freedom to say “no” and prioritize your well-being over financial necessity.
“After years of saving, Jake finally reachedfuck you money’ level—he quit his job mid-meeting, smiled politely, and went home to take a nap.”
by freed'om March 24, 2026
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Get To The Fucking Monkey

Getting to the main point of a movie, conversation or story plot.

As made by the Australian Comedy group, Tripod
King Kong Was good but that movie needed to get to the fucking monkey.

"Dude you were gonna tell me about your night last night with that hot chick. Stop meandering around and get to the fucking monkey."
by Shabang me February 23, 2009
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Fucked The Monkey

To perform a slight error that unwittingly caused horrible, catastrophic level events

reference to: the widely-believed myth that AIDS began after someone fucked a monkey, caught the disease and then spread it through mankind.
A: "so I was writing a dirty email to my girl and accidentally sent it to my boss, her husband found it on her phone, thought she was cheating, and killed her and himself, now the company is folding and 400 people are without work and since this is a private hospital it's leaving 1000 patients without care....."

B: "dude, you fucked the monkey"
by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011
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