monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

monk

short for monk0re

get fuxked j00 fuxking monk

by monk March 15, 2004

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

monk

passing out with your nags after a long night of drankin rubinoff

yo nag lets monk in 5

by Stewart Downing March 25, 2010

monk

A casual word for food, usually late night snacks, south western english term

Let's go downstairs and have some monk, im starving

by Jarocho Condessa March 12, 2004

Return to Monke

To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.

“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”

by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Le Monke

Le Monke is an image, that will guarantee to make you cry. Unless you have HIV, though.

Person: Have you ever cried while watching Le Monke?
Person2: Of course, what kind of a question is that?

by Frogmans February 1, 2019