Willard Mitt Romney

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.
by JeffGannon August 14, 2012
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lefty's catcher's mitt

something you think is real, when actually it isnt
phoniness, net, jargon,

used in net jargon

basically a lefty's catcher's mitt
by TheLaughingMan May 07, 2007
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mitt romney ads

Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.
Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*
by theaverageinternetuser August 11, 2012
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Mitts In My Oven

To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.
by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip March 18, 2011
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dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
by Camille...tcc June 11, 2007
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Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”
Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt
by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 27, 2019
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old catcher's mitt

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.
by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014
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