microwavable feast

noun. satiable meal followed by excessive drinking, usually occurs on a saturday night. this meal consists of hot pockets, cellophane wrapped cheeseburgers and burritos purchased from the coolers of a gas station, such as mobil. a bowel movement unlike any other is likely to happen the following morning.

"mmmm, this is a drunkenly delicious and satisfying microwavable feast. thumbs upskie!"

by Command post Captains November 7, 2009

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011

microwave olympics

When you do every job you can before your microwavable food is done

Random: watcha doing?
Bob: Microwave Olympics

by merciless_blade February 9, 2014

miaow

The sound a (typically female) cat makes (brittish spelling)

Miaow, I'm a cat.

by AppleBish December 2, 2017

Microwave

A box in the kitchen in which the lazy arses of society may cook food quickly. It should have no metal inside it and have a turny turny table so it goes round and round. The food tastes better because it feels like it’s been to the Fairground.

“Ah, the microwave a modern gem”

“I say we just get together one evening and I will microwave up some left over Cottage Pie...”

“Did you hear about that sick geeza who microwaved a bumble-bee?”

microwave

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Minowa

A beautiful girl who is very confident but is very shy of talking to guys. She is super supportive and knows how to cheer people up. She has a sense of humor that makes peoples days. She is also very shy of talking to guys.

I need to talk to Minowa.

by Chloe Diaz October 11, 2018

Microwave Mode

When you identify as a microwave and you go “mmmmmmm”

I’m going to go microwave mode Mmmmmmm *beep beep beep*

by HeE_heE_trash June 21, 2019