Minnesota Snowplow

When a boy jizzes in between a girl's tits, then rubs his dick back and forth in the area between the tits, pushing the jizz to the side. This replicates how a snowplow pushes snow to the side of the street.

Over-excited boy, "Man, I totally gave Sarah a Minnesota snowplow last night!" "Bro, no fucking way, you're the man!" "Yea you should have seen her when I was done, she was covered!"

by Zach Coolcat September 11, 2010

Minnesota Pipeline

When 3 heterosexual males are in tight single file line in order to keep warmth.

Me and some buddies did a Minnesota pipeline to keep warm during the winter seasons.

by ClarkinSC March 30, 2011

Cherry Minnesota

A Small community where alot of drinking and partying occurs. A great Rural community, and also you do not need to worry about the police.

Cherry Minnesota a Great place to live

by Cherry Town April 26, 2007

Minnesota Muster

Group sex in the northern tier states during the dead of winter. Possibly the only way to kill time when it's too cold to be outside.

We're all going to Minnesota Muster at Larry and Sharon's house. Last time we went, my driveway froze over and Tulip got pregnant.

by RedRedRed Red June 16, 2016

Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.

Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.

by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022

Minnesota Crutch

Time saving BBQ technique where meat such as pork shoulder or brisket is cooked in a smoker, followed by time in a crockpot or pressure cooker. Similar to the Texas crutch but with a crock pot rather than a tinfoil wrap.

Today we used the Minnesota crutch on a smoked pork shoulder so we have more time to chop and brew.

by Mead Weaver June 19, 2021

Minnesota Avalanche

When a man takes a a fat steamy dump on the top of a slip’n slide and it rolls down, gaining momentum, until it enters the mouth of the women at the bottom end of the slip’n slide.

Brad: “ Angela... what are you doing here?”
Angela: “ I heard all of the girls at school talking about how you gave them a Minnesota Avalanche and how sexy it was... do you think you would give me a Minnesota Avalanche too??”

by Spaghetti Jake March 1, 2021