Some rich nigga with a big dick that's diamond 3 in league of legends and LEM in csgo and can fuck yo bitch while your sister juggles his nuts in her mouth. GG l2p
Damn he Miguel Paulino me. He outplayed me in a 1v1 and fucked my sister and my bitch at the same time.
by WetPussyFromDaBronx September 4, 2015
Get the miguel paulinomug. A big-chapin-juicy-thick-man with scrumptious tits who once was named Michael. You can find him chasing after minors, preferably under 16 years of age, and consuming a variety of drugs 24/7 in person and/or in social media. He adores his black boots, which he wears from time to time. He likes to say, “No cap!” when he mikes (cap). An interesting fact about Miguel is that he actually mikes on bringing mass bitches to parties.
“Yo Alex did you tell Miguel to secure the 3-hour limo ride for prom?”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
“I did but you know Miguel, he’d rather mike than deliver”
by gschockdestroyer1 June 21, 2020
Get the Miguelmug. He is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fineHe is very fine
by Unknown Unkonwm March 31, 2005
Get the Miguel Bracamontemug. A cousin that you will never forget in your life. You will risk everything for him and you will always love him. He is the one that truly cares about you and will accept you for who you are. He will always be there for you in the toughest times.
by natedogelite1 May 8, 2017
Get the cousin miguelmug. “Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”
“I know I wish I was him”
“I know I wish I was him”
by Santuna January 22, 2021
Get the Miguel Furtadomug. The best 5'5",dot-eyed kid you could ever meet. He's very energetic, very kind to people who he thinks are kind to others. If you've ever been approached by Miguel, you're considered his friend. If you have not spoken to a Miguel Bing yet, you should probably approach him yourself! He loves everybody, and he shows it. Oh yeah, and he also speaks in third person! Unfortunately he is very easy to manipulate, so he'll have to watch out for that.
Shinichiro: "YO, MIGUEL!"
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*
Camille: "Oh, hey Miguel!"
Kurai: "What do you want, kid."
Lena: "Me and Miguel are besties!"
Miles: "I hate the way you look."
Miguel Bing: *emotion : happy*
by pLeeped November 17, 2021
Get the Miguel Bingmug. by BiggerPoppa March 10, 2017
Get the Miguel's shirtmug.