Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies

Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.

by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008

merch girl

cute (usually scene) girl that sells a band's merchandise at a show. but sometimes they are not cute.

Let's go buy a shirt from the merch girl to be cool and try and pick her up even though we don't know who this band really is, and neither will anyone who sees me wearing this shirt, thus giving me 20 scene points.

by Renée September 10, 2005

Martha

the single most amazing red-headed girl to walk the face of this earth. she can make the rain to into small balls of fire. she is all of the following.
amazing, funny, gorgeous, better than Amie, all around epic girl that everybody should get to know.
also my best friend so HAH :DD

everybody needs a Martha in their lives <3

by ickyvicky117 July 26, 2011

Merch

A shorting of merchandise, usually used for fandoms, like when you go to buy clothes or buttons or toys with things from your tv show on them.

Person 1: OMG I'm so exited for comic-con!
Person 2: I know, especially for the merch!

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

merch

merch
something you say when something’s all good or replacement for “cool” or “sweet” and can be used something to say if you’re excited about something or you did something right

example: “ I got you coke instead of pepsi”
“it’s all good don’t worry about it”
“merch”

“We changed our plans and we’re all gonna hang out on Saturday instead of Friday”
“merch”

“Yes, 47 is the correct answer you got it right”
“merch”

by Everlan October 30, 2019

meathammer

a man's 5th appendage, usually located above the testicle region.

i slapped my meathammer on some bitches cottage cheese ass and left a mushroom brooze. She refuses to speak to me after the said event.

by kozimoto June 19, 2008