Fat, Liberal, Usually feminist, bitchy, fucking obese, oh did I forget fat as hell? would be a whore if she could be but nah, shes to fucking overweight, melissas tend to weigh in at 200-300kg at the lightest.
by Acid Oof This guy January 23, 2020
1. A small Mexican circus flea. Famous in the Burrito region of south Mexico. Is a great lover of Spooge and taco's.
2. Latino American for small and horny.
"hey senor you Chihuahua is mucho melissa."
2. Latino American for small and horny.
"hey senor you Chihuahua is mucho melissa."
by sanchezandjebus69 January 23, 2013
Melissa is a fake back-stabbing person that only cares for herself and will ruin friendships and betray anyone to get ahead in life . Melissa is constantly blaming everyone else for issues she creates be careful around her because she may be nice to your face but betray you when you're back.
Melissa Is a Bad friend Don't trust her.
by get-rekt September 9, 2017
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
She can be difficult. Sometimes even a snake. Don't make her mad or everything she once knew she will make sure to turn an entire kingdom against you to ensure she isn't the one who goes down for what seems to be your fault but is really her own. She knows how to deceive the ones she holds close as she knows how to turn tables.
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
She can be difficult. Sometimes even a snake. Don't make her mad or everything she once knew she will make sure to turn an entire kingdom against you to ensure she isn't the one who goes down for what seems to be your fault but is really her own. She knows how to deceive the ones she holds close as she knows how to turn tables.
by Secrets&Lies December 21, 2016
German name, meaning Spoons. Can also be spelled Löffels and Cucharas. Is often very pretty, and sometimes retarded.
by MgkMerlin February 6, 2010
Melissa is a bad kid that sneaks out and has intercourse in the back of cars don't have a Melissa. She is the biggest thot ever
by Melissabeathotassbitchnigga September 12, 2017
A blood sucking demon whore. Loves as much sexual attention as she can get. Cheats, steals and lies to get what she wants. Has an ego the size of an elephant. Appears to be a very good person but is busting at the seems with evil manipulative thoughts and actions. Takes advantage of sweet, kind innocent men to suck their blood and use them for finances while she prowls for the next visctim. Heartless, untalented, attention loving whore.
Oh, she stole your money after cheating on you with two guys this week, and a girl?!! Oh that's deffiantely a melissa!
by 9126381236 June 21, 2011